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Sekkira · May 25, 2005, 08:30 PM // 20:30

I'd vote for the latter.

And I like the henchies, I've taken them through almost the whole game because I couldn't deal with human players myself. If Alesia dies in the heat of battle, then I try to res her quick smart. She's a vital part of the team because of my massive damage dealing, I unfortunately get aggroed by everything and Stephan can't keep up to take the aggro himself. Orian's my G, syncronises his AoE's with mine so we can do uber damage, unfortunately he's next in line for aggro and gets killed often

And I feel for you, Moa dude. Everyone who has a pet lets the pet die so quickly and they have to keep getting ressed. That's animal cruelty right there >:

Death By Hesitation · May 25, 2005, 08:30 PM // 20:30

Alesia is one of the few Henchmen I ever use, like i said she kicks ass for a quick easy mission. The only problem shes always makin a move on me, like healing with me when i have full health. So she like gave me her number, but i still havent called her...

Sekkira · May 25, 2005, 08:33 PM // 20:33

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Originally Posted by Jackell

But Rurik? Are you serious? Are your actually claiming that your badass? Please. Pevil Lahuta's Moa Bird ownz yer ass. And I still have your lunchbox.

Calm down there dude. I soloed a touch mission once with him. He took the aggro off me when I needed to run and heal because I don't have that good armour. Plus he was kind and only charged into battle when he knew I was ready.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 08:40 PM // 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death By Hesitation

Alesia is one of the few Henchmen I ever use, like i said she kicks ass for a quick easy mission. The only problem shes always makin a move on me, like healing with me when i have full health. So she like gave me her number, but i still havent called her...

That was so not a move. That was lag.

Gross.

Draco · May 25, 2005, 08:49 PM // 20:49

Yeah!! Alesia is in love with me.... She digs my tats...We monks gotta stick together...
"looking for Monk!" "Will pay for monk to do mission!" Disgusting how most people won't step out side of town without a monk....

Marion · May 25, 2005, 08:49 PM // 20:49

First off let me say, Alesia you have saved my big brutish rear-end on many occasion and
in return I joyfully fed you to the wolves (trolls, bears, spiders, undead creatures, etc...)
just so I could go on with my own selfish ambitions. you have always been faithful and you and your cohorts blindly follow me in the heat of battle instead of spreading out all over the map like idiots saying "Wtf is going on!" So thanks for always being there. I always take you Alesia, and I take Claude too. I don't really know if He does anything but I think you two have a thing for eachother.

Ascension · May 25, 2005, 08:53 PM // 20:53

Alesia .. the only hench with a secondary class ...

Mo/Ninja!

You get the special added benefit of having the run-through-mountain skill; although it's linked to the primary Ninja stat, so you suck at it. Ask Mimu about him trying to skip from Yak's bend to Kryta with our wonderful Mo/ninja mountain healing friend ....

You pwn, I take you with me whenever I can - it's always a good fealing to say "it's that damned hench's fault!" for every mistake I make!

Phoenix Denfer · May 25, 2005, 08:59 PM // 20:59

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

Shut ur piehole, I'm the master here. Your my pet damnit.

notes to self... like we didn't see THAT coming!

*waits for Devona, Aidan and Munne to show up next*

To the original twisted mind that thought this all up.. you deserve three cheers and a beer. Thanks for the light hearted entertainment.. this truely was a brilliant thread.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 09:13 PM // 21:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ascension

Alesia .. the only hench with a secondary class ...

Mo/Ninja!

You get the special added benefit of having the run-through-mountain skill; although it's linked to the primary Ninja stat, so you suck at it. Ask Mimu about him trying to skip from Yak's bend to Kryta with our wonderful Mo/ninja mountain healing friend ....

You pwn, I take you with me whenever I can - it's always a good fealing to say "it's that damned hench's fault!" for every mistake I make!

I hate you.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 09:14 PM // 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marion

First off let me say, Alesia you have saved my big brutish rear-end on many occasion and
in return I joyfully fed you to the wolves (trolls, bears, spiders, undead creatures, etc...)
just so I could go on with my own selfish ambitions. you have always been faithful and you and your cohorts blindly follow me in the heat of battle instead of spreading out all over the map like idiots saying "Wtf is going on!" So thanks for always being there. I always take you Alesia, and I take Claude too. I don't really know if He does anything but I think you two have a thing for eachother.

And you. I'm pretty sure I hate you, too. And I so do not have a "thing" for Claude. Again, gross.

Death By Hesitation · May 25, 2005, 09:40 PM // 21:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Denfer

notes to self... like we didn't see THAT coming!

*waits for Devona, Aidan and Munne to show up next*

To the original twisted mind that thought this all up.. you deserve three cheers and a beer. Thanks for the light hearted entertainment.. this truely was a brilliant thread.

What can i say? i try my best to being a smile to faces.

WTF NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WIHT YOU ALESIA!

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 25, 2005, 10:01 PM // 22:01

You ppl are cold, evrytime its PvP you ditch me. Are you embarasses by me? Im the most powerful Moa in all of Tyria, I can take on some damn humans in PvP. By the way I've seen ur PvP record (makes me chuckle) idk need you sayin im no good.

You know i got skillz jus let me use em!

In the game i may be silent, dont say a word,
But theres alot of frustration in the mind of this bird.
I'm sick of only goin on PvE,
When will u take some good advie and listen to me,
It hurts that noone of u basterds see,
what you coul accomplic with some points in beast mastery,
When ever you in danger,
im there to save my ranger,
too bad my attacks cant take out more,
but its only bcuz u do ur attributes wrong u *****
Who gives f*** bout them henchman neways
all of them our queers and gays,
i'm more powerful than 7 of those guys,
watch out Ni***r, cuz this moa flies.

BrandonIT · May 25, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48

(best thread ever)

I love our henchies. You guys (and gals!) are the best friends' around...except when my real best friends are around...then you're still my good friends!...

Oh yeah, and sorry about that whole leaving you to die at the hands of the Charr at the Great Northern Wall...no hard feelings, huh?

Stephan{Fighter Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 11:33 PM // 23:33

Some of you are wondering who started this thread and who the leader of the henchman are. Well its me damn it. I havnt replied today because some of us have to sleep you know. You try dying "infinity" every day. Id like to thank Alesia, Orion, and Prince Rurik for "representin" on the thread today. Who knows, the next time you Humans come to town, you just may find the Henchmen pole empty.

Orion{Mage Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39

sup Stephan. Since were representin I have a question for the admins here at Guildwarguru forums. Why was this moved from "Community" to "offtopic and absurd"????????

You all rascists? Tryin to bury us in the lesser read forums? Got a problem with the HENCH-man?

CatLady · May 25, 2005, 11:52 PM // 23:52

I've always appreciated the henchies very much. Except....lately....Orion and Renya have started up a romance, and it's becoming a problem, as the rest of the party gets slaughtered while they're making googly-eyes at each other.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 26, 2005, 12:00 AM // 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonIT

(best thread ever)

Oh yeah, and sorry about that whole leaving you to die at the hands of the Charr at the Great Northern Wall...no hard feelings, huh?

Yes. Hard feelings.

Reyna {Archer Henchman} · May 26, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01

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Except....lately....Orion and Renya have started up a romance, and it's becoming a problem, as the rest of the party gets slaughtered while they're making googly-eyes at each other.

I can't help it. It's the hair. He's, like, soooo dreamy.

Chance Folly · May 26, 2005, 03:45 AM // 03:45

I have a new favorite topic... Okay, I didn't have one before, but this beats any other topic I've seen. Ever.

On behalf of various GW nerds, I declare this the best thread evar...

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 26, 2005, 04:19 AM // 04:19

we should make a poll on whihc thread is the best! sry im still on this account goin bak to Death By Hesitation